推@Bwaah?的没品洛奇段子转载翻译【剧透可能】

悲铃空幻

贝因克你好好笑啊

kafka

贝因克用心火点燃班格(结论

eternal

151.

Marleid: Cethlenn and I-

Milletian: Are getting married??

Marleid: No, we-

Milletian, pulling out a giant binder: Sitdown. I've planned out the entire thing!

马尔艾德：凯赫林和我——

米莱西安：准备结婚了？

马尔艾德：不，我们——

米莱西安（拿出一个巨大的活页夹）：坐下。我已经把整件事都计划好了！

152.

Milletian: How do I deal with my enemies?

Talvish: Kill them.

Milletian: That's a bit extreme, I washoping for a more passive solution.

Talvish: Kill them only a little?

米莱西安：我该如何处理我的敌人？

托尔维斯：杀了他们。

米莱西安：那有点极端了，我希望能有更被动的解决方案。

托尔维斯：只杀他们一点点？

153.

Milletian: Why are heroes' backstoriesalways so tragic?

Merlin: Because happy people don't feel theneed to go out and fight gods!

米莱西安：为什么英雄的背景总是那么悲惨？

梅林：因为幸福的人不会觉得有必要出去和神战斗！

154.

Altam: I'm not jealous. I just get thisweird burning feeling when I think about the Milletian being with somebodyelse.

Llywelyn: That's jealousy.

亚特：我不是个善妒的人。我只是在想到米莱西安和其他人在一起时，我就会有一种奇怪的灼烧感。

卢埃林：那就是嫉妒。

155.

Milletian: How did you get in?

Beimnech: I used your back door.

Milletian: I don't have a back door!

Beimnech: You do now.

米莱西安：你怎么进来的？

贝因克：我用了你的后门。

米莱西安：我没有后门！

贝因克：你现在有了。

156.

Enya: Are you okay??

Milletian, trying out coffins: Why do youask?

恩雅：你还好吗？？

米莱西安（试用着棺材）：你为什么这么问？

157.

Beimnech: I can't take this anymore, pleasetake me out.

Milletian: In the date kind of way or inthe assassination kind of way?

Beimnech: Surprise me.

贝因克：我没法再忍受了，请你约我出去。

米莱西安：以约会的形式还是以暗杀的形式？

贝因克：只要惊讶到我。

158.

Eiren: Do you take constructive criticism?

Treasure Hunter: I only take cash orcredit.

艾尔伦：你接受建设性的批评吗？

宝物猎人：我只接受现金或信用卡。

159.

Milletian: Would you consider yourself independent?

Altam: *Looks at Llywelyn*

Llywelyn: *Nods*

Altam: Yes, I would say so.

米莱西安：你认为你自己是独立的吗？

亚特：*看向卢埃林*

卢埃林：*点头*

亚特：是的，我这么认为。

160.

"I've come to a point in my life whereI need a stronger word than 'fuck'."

– Milletian

我到了我生命中的一个关键点，我需要一个比“fuck”更强的词来形容它。

——米莱西安

（fuck啥意思应该不用我翻了吧【你）

悲铃空幻

让我看看有后门的过程——

eternal

161.

[During Saga]

Tarlach: Why won't you stay down and diewith dignity?

Milletian: We don't do anything withdignity.

塔拉克：为什么你不能留下来并有尊严地死去？

米莱西安：我们并没有有尊严地做过任何事。

162.

Talvish: Everything will be ok. You cannotstop it.

Talvish: Everything will be fine. You haveno choice.

Milletian: What kind of pep talk is that!?

Talvish: Ominous positivity.

托尔维斯：一切都会好的。你不能阻止它。

托尔维斯：一切都会好的。你没有选择。

米莱西安：这算什么打气啊！？

托尔维斯：不祥的乐观。

163.

Wedding Officiant: Okay, repeat after me.

Bassanio: After me.

Wedding Officiant:

Milletian, whispering to Portia: Are yousure this is the one you want?

婚礼司仪：好的，重复我的话。

巴萨尼奥：我的话。

米莱西安（悄声对鲍西亚）：你确定这是你心仪的那个人吗？

（为了保留笑点改动了一下表达……）

164.

Milletian: My boyfriend is too tall for meto kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Avelin: Punch him in the stomach. When heleans over in pain, kiss him.

Caswyn: Tackle him.

Pihne: Kick him in the shin.

Llywelyn: Dump him.

Altam: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TOLEAN DOWN!

米莱西安：我的男朋友对我来说太高了我没法亲到他的嘴唇。我该怎么办？

艾薇琳：给他的胃来一拳。当他因为痛苦而弯腰时，亲他。

卡兹文：擒抱他。

潘妮：踢他胫骨。

卢埃林：甩了他。

亚特：这些都别干！你只需要让我弯下腰！

165.

Caswyn: I don't have enough energy forthis.

Talvish: For what?

Caswyn: *Gestures at Talvish*

卡兹文：我没有足够力气做这个了。

托尔维斯：做什么？

卡兹文：*对托尔维斯打手势*

166.

Marleid: What exactly is your plan?

Milletian: Save everyone and get homesafely.

Marleid: That's not a plan, that's awishlist.

马尔艾德：你的计划具体是什么？

米莱西安：救下每一个人并安全地回家。

马尔艾德：这不是计划，而是一个愿望单。

167.

Etain: Milletian! Wanna compare hand sizes?

Milletian: Um, ok. Sure. *Places theirhands over Etain's*

Etain, holding the Milletian's hand: Whoa!Your hands fit into mine perfectly!

Milletian:

艾泰恩：米莱西安！想来比较手的大小吗？

米莱西安：嗯，好的，当然。*把手放在艾泰恩的手上*

艾泰恩（握住米莱西安的手）：哇！你的手和我的刚好符合！

米莱西安：

168.

Milletian: Things I want? Snuggles. ThingsI receive? Struggles.

米莱西安：我想要的东西？依偎。 我收到的东西？ 挣扎。

169.

Merlin: Just be careful.

Milletian: Always am.

Merlin: I respectfully, but firmlydisagree.

梅林：要小心。

米莱西安：我一直如此。

梅林：我尊重你的想法，但坚决不同意。

170.

"If a god doesn't appear from the skyto stop me, it can't be that bad of a decision."

– Milletian

“如果没有神明从天而降阻止我，那就不会是一个过于糟糕的决定。”

——米莱西安

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171.

Milletian: I'm not sick.

Llywelyn: You have a temperature of 39 °C.

Milletian: That’s because I'm so hot.

Llywelyn:

Llywelyn: Please go to bed.

米莱西安：我没生病。

卢埃林：你都39度了。

米莱西安：那是因为我很热（我很热情）。

卢埃林：

卢埃林：请你上床去吧。

172.

Murielle: I told Cethlenn his ears flush when he lies.

Marleid: Why?

Murielle: Look.

Murielle: Hey Cethlenn! Do you have a crush on Marleid?

Cethlenn, covering his ears: No.

Marleid:

米露尔：我告诉凯赫林说他说谎时耳朵会红。

马尔艾德：为什么？

米露尔：看着。

米露尔：嘿凯赫林！你倾心于马尔艾德吗？

凯赫林（捂住耳朵）：没有。

马尔艾德：

173.

Talvish, to the Milletian: I have total faith in you.

Talvish, after the Milletian leaves: There's like a 80% chance they'll die.

托尔维斯（对米莱西安）：我完全相信你。

托尔维斯（在米莱西安离开后）：他有80%的几率会死。

174.

Altam: Aw come on Milletian, I wasn't that drunk.

Milletian: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Altam, tearing up: That’s because you are!

亚特：噢得了米莱西安，我没有喝得那么醉。

米莱西安：你试图用荧光笔给我的脸涂上颜色，因为你说我很重要。

亚特（泪流满面）：那是因为你就是很重要！

175.

Tarlach: So how's life?

Ruairi: Good, yours?

Tarlach: Same…

Tarlach: We're both lying aren’t we?

Ruairi: Oh definitely.

塔拉克：所以过得如何？

鲁拉里：挺好，你呢？

塔拉克：一样……

塔拉克：我们都在说谎，对吗？

鲁拉里：噢当然。

176.

Deirbhile, after Fodla dies: I switchedfrom "Why am I alive" to "Why is everyone else alive" atthe speed of light.

Piran:

Piran: Deirbhile put down the knife.

戴尔布拉（在波德拉死后）：我已经光速从“为什么我还活着”转变成“为什么其他人还活着”。

菲尔安：

菲尔安：戴尔布拉你把刀放下。

177.

Milletian: Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Altam: Because their arms are too shor-

Llywelyn: Because they’re dead.

米莱西安：为什么恐龙不能鼓掌？

亚特：因为它们的手太矢——

卢埃林：因为它们死了。

178.

Marleid: You three better explainyourselves now!

Cethlenn: It was the Milletian.

Bhatair: It was the Milletian.

Milletian: It was the Milletian...

马尔艾德：你们三个最好现在解释一下！

凯赫林：是米莱西安的错。

巴图鲁：是米莱西安的错。

米莱西安：是米莱西安的错……

179.

Pihne: Caswyn, what do you think?

Caswyn: I wasn't listening, but I stronglydisagree with Talvish.

潘妮：卡兹文，你怎么看？

卡兹文：我没听，但我强烈反对托尔维斯。

180.

Beimnech: This date is rather boring.

Milletian: This isn't a date. I said I wasgoing to the store.

Beimnech: Then why did you invite me?

Milletian: I didn't. I specifically toldyou not to follow me, then you said "I do what I want" and followedme here.

贝因克：这个约会有点无聊。

米莱西安：这不是约会。我说了我要去商店。

贝因克：那为什么你邀请了我？

米莱西安：我没有。我特别跟你说了不要跟着我，然后你说“我做我想做的”就跟我到这了。

kafka

亚特！
怎么米线也默认是自己错了草这个贝因克真的好烦人(夸奖

eternal

八百年之后才想起来我还有这么一个天才作品的坑，再看作者的推……不是，X，去年就停更了（悲）

那就随缘翻译了反正我也找不到上一次断在哪里……

181.

Milletian, at the end of G23: And then I stopped him completelyunscathed!

Pihne: You're bleeding from so many places...

Milletian: I'm a little bit scathed.

米莱西安（在G23结尾）：最后我毫发无损地阻止了他！

潘妮：但你身上到处都在流血……

米莱西安：我只是受了一点伤。

182.

Llywelyn, to the Milletian: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Melwyn, whispering under her breath: Would you like to stayforever?

卢埃林（对米莱西安）：你愿意留下来吃晚饭吗？

梅尔文（气声）：你愿意永远留下来吗？

183.

Detective AU

Beimnech: Handcuffs? Wow, you're kinky…

Milletian: First off, I'm a cop. And secondly, you're beingplaced under arrest.

侦探AU（架空设定）

贝因克：手铐？哇，你真是变t……

米莱西安：首先，我是个警察。其次，你被逮捕了。

184.

Cethlenn: I thought that maybe—

Marleid: *Cuts Cethlenn off by kissing him*

Cethlenn: —you had forgotten about me already.

Marleid: How could I ever do that?

Piran: Awwwww!

Cethlenn:

Marleid:

Piran: I ruined the moment.

凯赫林：我觉得——

马尔艾德：*用亲吻打断了他*

凯赫林：——你已经完全忘了我。

马尔艾德：我怎么可能做出那种事？

菲尔安：啊啊啊啊啊！

凯赫林：

马尔艾德：

菲尔安：我毁了这一刻

185.

Talvish: Okay, so I love the Milletian and I have lovingfeelings for the them. But does that mean I am IN love with them? No-

Talvish:

Talvish: Oh my god. I'm in love with the Milletian.

Talvish, to the rest of the group: Why did no one tell me?

Avelin: We thought you knew.

托尔维斯：好吧，所以我爱米莱西安，我对他有爱慕之情。但那意味着我是爱上他了吗？不——

托尔维斯：

托尔维斯：哦阿托恩神。我爱上了米莱西安

托尔维斯（对团里其他人）：为什么没人告诉我？

艾薇琳：我们以为你知道。

（这里“the them”和“them”的用法不确定，根据大意直接统一成“他”）

186.

Llywelyn: What have you gathered on the case?

Milletian: Well, here's a list of all the suspects I'veobtained.

Llywelyn: Milletian, your name is on this list.

Milletian: I can't remember where I was last Saturday, thereforeI have no alibi. I've been trailing myself for days.

卢埃林：你就这个案子查到了什么？

米莱西安：嗯，我这有份我获得的所有嫌疑人的名单。

卢埃林：米莱西安，你名字也在上面。

米莱西安：我忘记上周六我在哪了，所以我没有不在场证明。我跟踪了自己好几天。

187.

[The Milletian describing their relationship with Erinn's NPCs]

Milletian: You know how sometimes there'll be a pack of coyotesthat are feasting on a rabbit, and there's always one, small, runt of a coyotethat's being kept from the meal?

Nao: Yes?

Milletian: I'm like the rabbit.

Nao:

Milletian:

Nao: Oh.

【米莱西安向娜儿描述自己与爱琳的NPC们的关系】

米莱西安：有时会有这种情况，一群狼在吃一只兔子，然后这时总会有一只弱点的狼被挡在食物之外，你知道的吧？

娜儿：然后？

米莱西安：我就像是那只兔子。

娜儿：

米莱西安：

娜儿：噢。

188.

Milletian: Beimnech is kind of cute...

Merlin: Yeah well, so are mountain lions, but you don't petthose.

米莱西安：贝因克是一种可爱的……

梅林：耶，对，和美洲狮一样，但你可不会宠爱那些。

189.

Deirbhile: Is someone giving you a headache?

Deirbhile: Well, fear no more! With this great invention, allyour headaches will be gone!

Deirbhile: Now introducing:

Deirbhile: THE GUILLOTINE!

Piran:

戴尔布拉：有人让你头疼吗？

戴尔布拉：好，不用再担心了！有了这个伟大发明，你所有的头疼都会消失！

戴尔布拉：现在让我介绍，

戴尔布拉：断头台！

菲尔安：

190.

Tani, after winning a fight: It's like we just cleared a videogame on easy.

Milletian: Real combat is NOT like a video game.

A random Milletian in the background: Hey! Coins!

塔妮（赢了一场战斗后）：就像是我们刚通关了一款简单的电子游戏。

米莱西安：真正的战斗可不是电子游戏。

某个在后面路过的其他米莱西安：嘿！金币！

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191.

Shuan: Where does all your money go??

Milletian, dressed in the newest gacha fashion: I'm wearing it.

修安：你的钱都去哪了？？

米莱西安（穿着最新的蛋出衣服）：我穿着呢

192.

Bhatair: I just realized that the Milletianprobably doesn't have any survival or self-preservation instincts. I think theymust've been born without them!

Murielle: That's not possible.

Bhatair: Yes it is watch this!

Bhatair: Hey Milletian, let's race down thestairs--

Milletian: *Jumps out the window*

巴图鲁：我刚发现，米莱西安大概根本没有任何生存或自我保护的本能。我觉得他们天生就没这些！

米露尔：这不能吧。

巴图鲁：那你看好了！

巴图鲁：嘿米莱西安，让我们从楼梯上冲下去——

米莱西安：*从窗户跳出去*

193.

Caswyn: I'm getting married.

Pihne: Oh... Really? Who's the lucky one?

Caswyn, pulling out a ring: Me, if you say yes.

卡兹文：我要结婚了。

潘妮：噢……真的？谁是那个幸运儿？

卡兹文（掏出一枚戒指）：如果你答应的话，是你。

194.

Morrighan, about the Milletians: They poisoned our water supply,burned our crops and delivered destruction unto Erinn!

Bella: They did?

Morrighan: Not yet, but are we going to wait around until theydo?

茉莉安（谈论米莱西安）：他们用毒污染了我们的水源，用火烧了我们的庄稼，他们给爱琳带来了毁灭！

贝拉：他们真这么干了？

茉莉安：还没有，但我们要等到他们真的这样做吗？

有一说一这条真的很地狱

195.

Merlin, holding a pose: How's the paintingcoming along?

Milletian, painting: Great!

Merlin: Can I take a look?

Milletian: Sure!

Merlin:

Merlin: That's Talvish.

Milletian: Yeah.

Merlin: You painted Talvish? I thought youwere painting me for the last three hours!

Milletian: Well, I started off painting you, but then I startedthinking about Talvish, and he happened!

Merlin: Then why am I still here?!

Milletian:

Milletian: I get lonely.

梅林（摆着姿势）：画得怎么样？

米莱西安（画画）：很好！

梅林：我能看看吗？

米莱西安：当然！

梅林：

梅林：这画的是托尔维斯。

米莱西安：对啊。

梅林：你画了托尔维斯？我以为你之前整整三个小时是在画我！

米莱西安：嗯，其实一开始我是在画你，但后来我开始想着托尔维斯，然后他就出现了！

梅林：那为什么我还要待在这？！

米莱西安：

米莱西安：我一个人感觉孤独。

196.

Altam, laying next to the Milletian who's asleep: Nice.

Milletian: *Cuddles closer to Altam, still asleep*

Altam, choking back tears: NICE

亚特（躺在睡着的米莱西安旁边）：好

米莱西安：*靠近了亚特，但还睡着*

亚特（哽咽着流泪）：棒

197.

Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend.

Milletian: I don't have a boyfriend.

Kidnapper: He made us reevaluate our life choices and now wefeel really bad so can you come pick him up?

Milletian: Oh my god, you have Talvish.

Kidnapper: I'm going to become a priest.

绑匪：我们抓了你男朋友。

米莱西安：我没有男朋友。

绑匪：他搞得我们重新评价了我们的人生选择，现在我们感觉特别糟糕所以你能来把他带回去吗？

米莱西安：天，你们抓了托尔维斯。

绑匪：我都快变成个牧师了。

猜想：这里大概是在捏他托这个狂信徒的感染力（。）能把绑匪都洗脑了

198.

Eiren: Where did you get the money to afford this?

Treasure Hunter: *Flashback to robbing Merlin* I found it.

艾尔伦：你哪搞到的钱买这个的？

宝物猎人*闪现到梅林那边并抢劫了他*：我搞到钱了。

199.

Milletian: Do you want some breakfast in bed?

Beimnech: I'drather you in bed.

Milletian: T-That... isn't on the menu.

Beimnech: What a shame.

米莱西安：你在床上想吃什么早餐？

贝因克：我想你在床上。

米莱西安：这、这……不在菜单上。

贝因克：真遗憾。

作者！你是不是改了你自己的设定了！

200.

Talvish, putting a hand on his chest: No matter what you looklike, all that matters is what's in here.

Milletian, looking at Talvish's chest: Muscles?

托尔维斯（将手放在胸膛上）：不论你外表如何，真正重要的是这里面的内容。

米莱西安（看着托尔维斯的胸）：肌肉？

kafka

OMG神作更新

更新到22年也就是说24年更新主线后一定还会更新！
翻译辛苦了！